Told bae to grab a handful of my titty while we were cuddling and she instantly went for two scoops

Just watched Taylor eat two bags of chips

kyoniichan:

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 Are you finished talking?

(Source: leorlo, via ramennochibi)

Taylor thinks that “Every exit is an entrance” is an inspirational quote

It’s about the butthole

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

(via unrulyproblemchild)

OOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO~~~

Now I see why there are no American train otaku