"if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning"
- boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via quartzwarrior)

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I do not kill without cause. I only kill when I have a reason. Currently, I’m at work. Thus, I kill you. I have no time to waste on you. Thus, I kill you. I won’t try to stop you. Thus, I kill you. I dislike conflict. Thus, I kill you. I’m disinterested in recruiting Kurokami-san. Thus, I kill you. The weather is lovely today. Thus, I kill you. Lunch was delicious. Thus, I kill you. I had a nice dream last night. Thus, I kill you. A movie I’ve been looking forward to comes out soon. Thus, I kill you. My cell phone’s battery is nearly dead. Thus, I kill you. I have no reason. Thus, I kill you.

kakerukurosawa:

kakerukurosawa:

i wish life was more like eroge so all my decisions boil down to only two choices

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japanese-bird-dad:

This might be my favorite purchase as an adult.

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